Opening Jokes For Groom Wedding Speeches. For every stage he concludes in his speech there is a toast. Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition with the possible exception of closet space.
Like good wine marriage gets better with age once you learn to keep a cork in it. If you are looking for some jokes that can be used as the MC Maid-of-Honor the Best Man or anybody else lucky enough to give a speech at the wedding here are 5 jokes that you can use to get an extra couple of laughs from the guests. Thats unfortunate for these two - Anonymous.
Keep your eyes wide open before the wedding half-shut afterwards Benjamin Franklin The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps theyre too old to do it.
1 Ten Clean Funny Groom Jokes for a Wedding Speech. Time to toast your brilliant new bride and tell her all reasons you love her. No one ever listened to a wedding speech and said If only it was longer Remember that a lot of humour relies on timing. How To Celebrate Marriage.